NY Yankees to Pope - Keep Off the Grass!

Are you kidding me? He may be the Pope, but to the NY Yankees he's not as important as the Yankee Stadium Grounds Keeper.

The Yankees are so full of themselves they've told the Pope to keep his Popemobile off the grass! What do they think is going to happen? Is "American-Idle" Carl Pavano scheduled to make an appearance soon? Only he could suffer an injury from the Pope!

If I'm the Yankees, I'm asking the Pope to do whatever he wants to that grass and especially the pitching mound.