Skip a Mortgage Payment and Avoid the National Autograph Lines

For $700 or $400 you can avoid all lines at this year's National TriStar Autograph pavilion. Are you kidding me?

I know, the economy is rough, 1,000s of people lose their jobs each month, but who wants to stand in line? Skip your mortgage payment so you can jump to the front of the line!

This seems like a bit much to me.