Shake Hands Like a Man

I'm a hand shaker.

• You meet someone new - shake their hand.
• Haven't seen someone in a while - shake their hand.
• Make a deal or agreement with someone - shake their hand.

That said, in the past week I've shaken more silk rags than man hands! Doesn't anyone lift a weight, play a sport or develop some kind of callus?

Memo to Men: Stop using so much lotion and use your hands to do something rather just type on keyboard. Shake hands like a man! Argh.